HodgePodgeInk: The NWA Naturals Name Their Mascot

I have to admit it- two days ago, I would have proclaimed (loudly) from any soapbox I happened upon that there was nothing, NOTHING, the NWA Naturals could do to make me care about their team, their season, and most of all their game. And their new ball park is literally a stone's throw away from my front door. I'm sorry, I know baseball is supposed to be the national past time or something, but I assume that is only because it was popularized in a pre-internet era country and some people are still nostalgic. Then they (back the Naturals now) went and named their mascot. Have you seen him? That's right, he's a sasquatch. Suddenly, I'd even consider buying tickets for the chance to see this big hairy guy. Stupid marketing genuis' and their stupid brilliant plan.